1.往往在逃避命运的路上,却与之不期而遇
One meets its destiny on the road he takes to avoid it
2.你的思想就如同水,我的朋友,当水波摇曳时,很难看清,不过当它平静下来,答案就清澈见底了.
Your mind is like this water, my friend , when it is agitated ,it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clear.
真正的武士决不放弃！
true warrior, but do not surrender
3.退出，不退出。做面条，不做面条。
Quit don’t quit. Noodles don’t noodles.
4.俗语说，
过去的,已经过去了
未来的,还未可知
现在,却是上苍的礼赠
那就是为什么今天是present(现在/礼物)
There is a saying,
Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is a mystery
But today is a gift
That is why it’s called the present (the gift)
5.世间无巧合
There are no accidents.
6.乌龟:是的，看着这棵树，
我不能让树为我开花，
也不能让它提前结果
Yes ，look at this tree Chivu（师傅）
I can not make it boloosm and suits me ,
nor make it bear food before it’s time .
师傅：但有些事情我们可以控制
我可以控制果实何时坠落
我还可以控制在何处播种
那可不是幻觉 大师
but there are things we can control
I can control when the fruit will fall
... And I can control
What time to seed
That is not illusion , Master
乌龟：是啊 不过无论你做了什么
那个种子还是会长成桃树
你可能想要苹果 或桔子
可你只能得到桃子
那个种子还是会长成桃树
Yes, but no matter what you do,
That seed will grow to be a peach tree
You may wish for an Apple or an orange
But you will get a peach
师傅：可桃子不能打败泰狼
But peache can not defeate Tai Long
乌龟:也许它可以的 ,如果你愿意引导它、滋养它、相信它。
Maybe it can if you are willing to guide it , to nuture it , to believe in it .
7.你不能走，真的武士决不会退却
you cannot leave ,real warrior never quits.
8.师傅：那你为什么不退出呢?
你知道我一直想把你赶走,
可你还是留下来了。
Why didn’t you quit ? you know I was trying to get rid of you
but you stayed
阿宝：是啊，我留下来了。
我留下来是因为每次你往我头上丢砖头，
或说我难闻，这很伤我的心。
可最伤我心的是，我每天努力练习，却还是这个我。
我留下来，因为我以为，
如果还有人能改变我，
能让我焕然一新，
那就是你--
中国最伟大的功夫师父！
Yes ,I stayed .
I stayed ,because every time you threw up brick on the head
or said I smelled ,it hurts.
But it could never hurt more than I did everyday in my life just being me .
I stayed ,because I thought ..
If anyone could change me ,
could make me not me ,
it was you
the greatest Kong Fu teacher in the whole of China!
9. 阿宝，天不遂人愿，
况且这本不是天意，
阿宝，忘了其它的事情，
你的使命一直都在向你召唤。
我们是面条家族，
血管中流着这样的血。
I'm sorry things didn’t work out …
It’s just what it’s meant to be
Paul ,forget everything else ,your destiny still awaits.
We are Noodle folk
Broth runs deep through our veins
10.我私家汤的绝密食材,就是…什么都没有。
认为它特别，它就特别了。
The secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup is...nothing.
To make something special ,you just have to believe it’s special.
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我有话说：里面好像还有一句台词“nothing is impossible",刚听到时，囧到了，以为这年头KUSO泛滥到了美国，所以拍电影要将著名品牌广告语拿出来KUSO一把。因为3月份看过预告片，所以早就迫不及待的想看。北美上映时这边就有盗版，不过无字幕，而且画面粗糙。不过依然怀着极大的期待看完了。而且终于明白啥米叫做预告片比影片做得精彩万倍！他们的确不擅长编别人的故事（在别人的故事上再编个故事出来）。《忍者神龟》和《变形金刚》不是很好的证明了这一点么？除了视觉效果很好很强大以外，不过是用这些东西触动80后们潜意识里面敏感而脆弱的那根怀旧神经罢了！
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